LOVE IS (UTTERLY OVERRATED)

A Polka about former love affairs. With a very small accordion.

 

The first one taught me how to kiss
although he himself didn´t know
He took me to rock gigs and the basketball court
and gave me a necklace with a heart on
– too short!
He cried when I left cause he bored me to death.
Love is utterly overrated -This one ain´t the one
Everything´s said and doneThe second was some philosopher,
He told me he knew what life is about
I listened, said thank you and left while he read.
I wrote him a note but took it with me
cause that would have started a war
And I won´t go that farThe third one was really a pretty boy,
A dancer, he knew how to move
He tried to teach me what he thought I had to know
and my mood making love was at an alltime low –
but I learned a lot
And he really was hot

Are you waiting now for an happy end? That I finally found true love?
Well, if I did I wouldn´t tell anyone
cause lots of men are there under the sun
and I want them to know that a girl can say no!

Love is utterly overrated —- Whenever I thought it´s the one
I found out he was what I hated – So come that I finally stated:
Love is utterly overrated, Everything´s said and done